5 Christmas Carols You Can Sing with Your Degenerate Friends

What happens when two carolers won’t leave your porch and demand money? Holiday magic, obviously.

Ty Sells, my brother Troy, and I improvised a short web series about two very drunk Christmas carolers who just can’t take a hint. We follow their relentless (and often slurred) attempts to get a kid to pay up for their holiday tunes. Here are some Christmas carols you can sing.

“Jingle Bells”

The ultimate holiday classic that everyone knows — even if you butcher the lyrics after a few drinks. Somehow, it always ends up louder and less coordinated than planned. Bonus points if you can change the lyrics on the fly.

Deck the Halls”

Nothing brings out the chaos like belting “fa-la-la-la-la” off-key while holding a cup. It’s festive, loud, and perfect for a crew that’s already a little tipsy. This one can also start a fight if you choose to take a more interpretive dance approach. I've seen Hall of Oates fame get punched in the face with a bough of holly.

“Silent Night”

A rare moment of attempted peace in an otherwise raucous evening. Usually it lasts about 10 seconds before someone breaks into laughter or another song. This one has become a fun tradition at some basketball games where students won't cheer until the 10th point is scored. You can also practice this tradition on your newly divorced uncle until he scores again.

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”

Great for roasting your friend’s questionable holiday sweater and making fun of childhood nostalgia. Bonus points if someone forgets the words entirely. If you can add, "like a lightbulb" then you were raised right. If you are genuinely mad at Olive the other reindeer, then you're not alone.

“Bitches Ain’t Shit”

The wild card carol that shatters any notion of traditional holiday decorum. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the holidays need a little extra edge and a whole lot of honesty. This one is perfect for your local choir and pairs well with a nice egg nog.

So yeah, we may not have nailed every note, but we definitely committed. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when Christmas cheer meets bad decision-making and off-key harmonies, Drunk Christmas Carolers is your answer.

Watch the series here and let us ruin Christmas the way it was meant to be ruined — loudly, awkwardly, and with just enough heart to get away with it.